Dear One,
No, I'm not mad. I think this is an excellent chance to discuss a safety issue I hadn't thought to mention before. Sticking a green foam shark up your nose so far that it can't be seen - is not safe. I'm sure at this point you agree, yes? I'm very sorry you had to spend the night with it up your nose, but since we couldn't see it, I wasn't convinced it was still in there. I'm also sorry for laughing when your dad looked up there with a flashlight and saw the neon green tail was in fact working its way down. Thanks to his steady hands with the tweezers, that shark is no longer swimming up your nasal cavity. Let's not do that again, okay?
Love,
Me
No, I'm not mad. I think this is an excellent chance to discuss a safety issue I hadn't thought to mention before. Sticking a green foam shark up your nose so far that it can't be seen - is not safe. I'm sure at this point you agree, yes? I'm very sorry you had to spend the night with it up your nose, but since we couldn't see it, I wasn't convinced it was still in there. I'm also sorry for laughing when your dad looked up there with a flashlight and saw the neon green tail was in fact working its way down. Thanks to his steady hands with the tweezers, that shark is no longer swimming up your nasal cavity. Let's not do that again, okay?
Love,
Me
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